DADA BIBLE Cliffnotes Version
  By Matthew Rose

  In the beginning there was Dada.

  Dada was neither here nor there

  Dada was everywhere. Dada was and is free if you can afford it.

  Later…

  When the lights go out, Dada doesn’t cry.

  Dada is never hungry but always starving.

  Dada has friends and family and gets discounts on cell phone plans.

  Dada loves extra innings.

JANE WILEY

JOHN M. BENNETT